SEO & Assvertising

You knew this was coming, so why are you in shock? A new company, Ass-Vertise / Assvertise is already landing new clients with its innovative human-ass billboards. Stare at the bum of an appealing lady OR man in NYC, and you’ll find yourself reading ads, including those shown for the New York Health & Racquet Club. The company claimns to be based on the simple philosophy that “If you want to be seen, go where people are already looking, “Ass-vertising involves putting a logo, a web address, or a brief message on the seat of a pair of bikini style panties. The panties are work by beautiful girls and revealed when appropriate in a ‘mooning’ fashion, often accompanied by a ‘Hey, check this out,” or a slogan tailored by you, our beloved Client.”

Bottoms Up: When advertisers are looking for methods to grab the attention of young men, there are no ifs or ands, but there are plenty of butts.

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