SEO's What makes them tick?

You hear all sorts of stories about seo’s but what really makes them tick?

The Winning?

The Challenge?

The Money?

Doug over on his new blog Doug’s Mouthpiece lists these characteristics

large number of dyslexics
large number of left handers
all are obsessive
most can’t finish a task
most did not do well in academia
most are hopeless at being employees
they all like to work at night
most are heavy drinkers
most are over weight
they are all odd
most have bad diets

What do you think makes them get up on a morning or night